And now, the real lyrics to the theme from “Star Trek.” I swear.
Star Trek is a trek through the stars!
Our trek won’t go nearly that far!
With Kirk and Spock and often McCoy!
Scotty, Uhura, and Sulu—Oh Boy!
A Russian with hair like a mop
And Klingons always blowing their tops
A five-year mission is a great time for a Star Trek with you
On N-B-C!



