This man is yelling about plays and formations. That must mean it’s time for a Sport Contest! Go, Northeast Team! Defeat your opponent!
A Football Game: apparently an acceptable place for a grown-ass man to drink eight pints, begin screaming obscenities and colorful metaphors at his neighbors, vomit all over bystanders, then spike a bottle of Jägermeister into the toilet.
…And that, in a nutshell, is how everyone around me behaved at the Jets game last night.
