There’s no alcohol in that. You want me to drink a mix of water, syrup, and some kind of horrible dairy sin against God and nature when trying to enjoy Punch the Clock?
Start your Friday on the right foot with the King of America, the original Napoleon Dynamite himself, Mr. Elvis Costello. He’s off visiting Sesame Street, and he has a few words to say about red twos.
(Does this mean we get Nick Lowe singing “Count Up to Nine?” What about Joe Jackson with “You Can’t Count What You Want (Till You Know What You Want?)” Peter Gabriel and Laurie Anderson stopping by to perform “This Is a Picture (Excellent Monsters)?” The possibilities are endless!)
